Legutóbbi tartalom: decko

-When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire...

Sterility is hereditary: If your grandfather didn't have children and your father didn't have children, you won't have children too. <O:p</O:p

Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes out of the brush and heads right for them. They scramble up the nearest tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first biologist starts taking off his...

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "Well honey..." said the slightly prudish mother, "the stork brought you to us." "Oh," said the boy, "and how did you and daddy get born?" "Oh, the stork brought us too." "Well how were grandpa and grandma born?"...

A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling: "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!" Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. Finding nothing, the man said: "There's nothing in here about fifty people being...

A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No!" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"

When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least." "You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old."

Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph? Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?" Sam: "I don’t know." Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark." Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!

Teacher: How do you spell "dog"? Pupil: d, o, g, enter...

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next...

Seven Stages of Sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so...

Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? She burned her lips on the tailpipe :-)

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? It swells at night

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.