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90% of people are made by accident.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk!

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

Dyselxics have more fnu

Nobody is ugly after 2am!

Policeman: Didn't you hear my siren? Motorist: Sure, that's why I sped up.

Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost his skin.

What do you call a happy Lassie? A jolly collie!

Not all men are fools. Some are single.

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