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“About two minutes ago,” came the reply. :o)

“I’m impressed,” St. Peter responded, “When did this happen?”

The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, “Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a woman who was being harassed by a group of bikers. So I pulled over, got out my tire iron, and went up to the leader of the bikers. He was a big, muscular, hairy guy with tattoos all over...

A man died and went to The Judgment. St. Peter met him at the Gates of Heaven and said, “Before you meet with God, I thought I should tell you — we’ve looked at your life, and your really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re not at all sure what to do with you. Can you tell us...

okay, so another favorite of mine...

thanks for reading the story

I still need 7 so i"m gonna keep on posting...

Well, i just hope you all liked it better than the abc or 123 :)

and the man sobbed, “My wife just went by on roller skates”.

He asked, “Why are you crying you have such a nice car?!”

Next day the guy that got the scooter was riding along and he saw the guy who owned the Rolls Royce crying.

The next guy came up and said, “I cheated on my wife alot”. He gets a scooter.

The next man comes up and says, “I cheated on my wife a little but I stilll love her.” He gets a mustang and drives off into heaven.

The first guy comes up to the gate and says, “I never, ever cheated on my wife and I love her”. So St. Peter gives him a Rolls Royce.