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appaloosa

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Just before thanksgiving Jim and Eddie are out hunting for turkeys when Jim keel's over and collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. Eddie gets out his cell phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps, 'My friend Jim is dead! What can I do?' The operator says, 'Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.' There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the Eddie says, 'OK, now what?'
 

darkquail

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The married couple sits with food. He pushes over his plate to the dog.

"But Otto", she believes reproachfully, "nevertheless, you probably do not want to give your food to the dog?"

"No", he hums crustily, "only exchange!" :D
 
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