I got a phone call from a gorgeous
ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.
We lost track of time, chatting about
the good times we used to have together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd
like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
"Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now!
I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when
you last saw me!"
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet
the challenge!
"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't
mind a man with a waistband
that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so
silly! She teased me, saying that
she thought tubby bald men were cute!
"Anyway", "I've put on a couple of pounds
myself!" she giggled...
..so I told her to f*** off.
ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.
We lost track of time, chatting about
the good times we used to have together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd
like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
"Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now!
I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when
you last saw me!"
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet
the challenge!
"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't
mind a man with a waistband
that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so
silly! She teased me, saying that
she thought tubby bald men were cute!
"Anyway", "I've put on a couple of pounds
myself!" she giggled...
..so I told her to f*** off.