nyelvtörők

Te gyerek! Mondd meg a te gyerekednek, hogy ne mondja többet az én gyerekemnek, hogy te gyerek. Mert ha a te gyereked még egyszer azt mondja az én gyerekemnek, hogy te gyerek, akkor az én gyerekem úgy pofon vágja a te gyereked, hogy a te gyereked soha többet nem mondja az én gyerekemnek, hogy te gyerek.

Vörös csősz gyött Gödöllőről, bőrönd mögött vörös nőt dögönyöz ötször, közbö ötöt böfögött öt köcsög sörtől.

Zabra zebra
zsebre zabra
habra rebbents,
hebrents babra
ugra-bugra, zsupsz a sutra,
pulyka húzta, pudva, dudva,
lukba rúgva fúlt a kútba.

angol nyelvtörők

kisspeter írta:

Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

Ha tudtok jó angol nyelvtörő gyűjteményeket, érdekelne.

Kattints a kibontásához...

ÍME:::

• She sells sea shells on the seashore of Seychelles.

• She stood upon the balcony inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping while amicably welcoming him in.

• Hot coffee from a proper copper coffee pot

• Peggy Babcock, Peggy Babcock, Peggy Babcock

• How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans? A canner can can that many cans as a canner can can cans.

• Red Leather, Yellow Letter

• Red Leather, Yellow Leather, Lavender Leather
  • (Énekesek gyakran használják skálázásra.)

• Red Lolly, yellow lorry

• Round and round the rugged rocks the ragged rascal ran.

• Upper roller, lower roller

• She sells sea shells by the seashore.
  The shells she sells are surely seashells.
  So if she sells shells on the seashore,
  I'm sure she sells seashore shells."

• Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
  Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
  If Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
  then Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?

• Big Black Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers

• Black Bugs Blood

• Mamma Made Me Mash My M & M's

• The Leith police dismisseth us

• He had "had". Had he had "had had", he'd have passed the examination.

• James, where John had had "had", had had "had had". "Had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.

• Betty Botter bought some butter but she said the butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter. So, she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter and she put it in her batter and her batter was not bitter. So 'twas good that Betty Botter bought some better butter.

• Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
  How many pecks of pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
  If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
  Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
  If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
  And chuck as much as a woodchuck would
  If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

• Moses supposes his toeses are roses,
  but Moses supposes erroneously;
  for nobody's toeses are posies of roses,
  as Moses supposes his toeses to be.

• Theophilus Thistle, the Thistle Sifter,
  Sifted a sieve of unsifted thistles.
  If Theophilus Thistle, the Thistle Sifter,
  Sifted a sieve of unsifted thistles,
  Where is the sieve of un-sifted thistles
  Theophilus Thistle, the Thistle Sifter, sifted?

• The sixth Sikh sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

• Six shiny sea shells lay shimmering on the shore.

• Amidst the mists and coldest frosts
  With barest wrists and stoutest boasts
  He thrusts his fists against the posts
  And still insists he sees the ghosts.

• I'm a sheet-slitter
  I slit sheets
  I'm the slickest little sheet-slitter
  That ever slit sheets.

• I am a mother pheasant plucker.
  I pluck mother pheasants.
  I am the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker
  who ever plucked a mother pheasant.

• I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son.
  I'm only plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes.

• Toy boat, or Troy boat?

• If you keep a lot of liquor in your locker
  It is wise to put a lock upon your stock
  Or some fellow who is quicker
  Will trick you of your liquor
  If you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.

• A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thunk the skunk stunk, but the skunk thunk the stump stunk.

• A Tutor who tooted a flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot, said the two to the Tutor, "Is it tougher to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

• If you don't understand, tell me that you don't understand. If you don't tell me that you don't understand, how can I understand that you don't understand?

• One One was a race horse, One Two was one too; One One won one race, One Two won one too!

• Swiss wristwatch

• A proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot.

• Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.

• A big black bug bit a big black bear,
  A big black bear bit a big black bug.

• Shut the shutters and sit in the shop.
  • (gyorsan ismételve)

• One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart. Three smart fellows...
  • (gyorsan ismételve)

• I'm a fig plucker, and a fig plucker's son, and I'l pluck figs 'till the fig-plucking's done.

• The sheep's sick said the sixth son of the shepherd.

• Red linoleum, yellow linoleum

• Real weird right rear wheel.

• Is a Rose a Rose? A Rose is a Rose.

• How many sheets could a sheet-slitter slit, if a sheet-slitter could slit sheets? He'd slit as many sheets as a sheet-slitter could slit, if a sheet-slitter could slit sheets.

• The thick thesaurus with the author.

• Unique New York, unique New York, unique New York...

• Three witches watch three watches. Which witch watches which watch?

• Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?

• Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?

• Farrell's features fabulous foods and fantastic fountain fantasies for frolicking funfilled festive families.

• I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit,
  Upon a slitted sheet I sit.
  Whoever slit this sheet was a good sheet slitter.
  • (A két mutatujjal széthúzott ajakkal szokás mondani.)

• Freeway ramp

• I want a box of biscuits, mixed biscuits and a biscuits mixer.

• Any noise annoys an Oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an Oyster most.

Egyszer egy pici pocakos pocok pocakon pöckölt egy pici pocakos pockot, mire a pocakon pöckölt pici pocakos pocok pocakon pöckölte a pocakpöckölő pici pocakos pockot.

Mit lopsz küklopsz? Gipsz klipszet lopsz, küklopsz?

Romhányi József: A PÉK PÓKJA

Az apróka
pók-apóka,
s a porhanyó
potrohú
pókanyó,
a pékségben
a szennyezett
mennyezetre
nyálból való,
máló
hálót
font, –
Pont.
A kópé
póknép
pótlékhálókat
eresztve
keresztbe
a pókasztal fölött,
hálóból ebédlőt kötött.
Félt a péppel pepecselő pék,
hogy odapök
a pók,
illetve a liszttel
hintett púpos pépre tisztel.
Ezért leseperte az apróka
pókpárt a padlóra.
Csattant a fapapucs –
Fuccs!
Így járt pórul a két pupák
pék
pók.
Pukk.

Piros csíkos cinkcsészében cukros csoirkecomb

Kedden kedvem kerekedett kocsikázni, kocsikázás közben kitörött Kelemen kocsisom karja, kérlek Károly küldj két kiló kámfort Kelemen kicsisom karja kigyógyítására!

Jobb egy lúdnyak, száz tyúk nyaknál!

A pockos mondókát leirom ismét, egy kicsit másként

Egy icikepicike pocakos pocok, pockon pöckölt egy másik icikepicike pocakos pockot. A pockon pöckölt icikepicike pocakos pocok, pockon pöckölte az icikepicike pöckon pöckölő icikepicike pocakos pockot.

Körülöttem síri csend ül, messziről meg sírás csendül.
Bejött a nagy zajra Julcsa s nála volt a kamra kulcsa.

Akkor jó a jó hajó, ha jó a hajó hajóvitorlája

sárga bögre, görbe bögre

sárga börge görbe bögre

Netán platán, netán palánta, netán tán platánpalánta?

Fezziwig

Jamaica a jamaikaiaké.

Moszkvicsslusszkulcs

Mit lopsz küklopsz? Gipsz klipszet lopsz, küklopsz?

Egy pocakpöckölő picike pocok pocakonpöckölt egy másik pocakpöckölő picikepockot a pocakon pöckölt picike pocokvisszapöckölte a pocakpöckölő picike pockot.