Pizza Hut 2008 in the USA

Garfi témája a 'In English...' fórumban , 2004 Október 17.

  1. Garfi

    Garfi Állandó Tag

    This is so close to what is probably going to happen in the year
    2008.......we're not sure how funny this really is.


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    Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID number?


    Customer: Hi, I'd like to place an order.

    Operator: I must have your NIDM first, sir.


    Customer: My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's
    6102049998-45-54610.

    Operator: Thank you Mr Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number is 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number is 266-2566. Email address is [email protected]. Which number are you calling from sir?


    Customer: Huh? I'm at home. Where'd you get all this information?

    Operator: We're wired into the HSS, sir.


    Customer: The HSS, what is that?

    Operator: We're wired into the Homeland Security System, sir. This will add only 15 seconds to your ordering time.


    Customer: (sighs) Oh well,I'd like to order a couple of your
    All-Meat Special pizzas.

    Operator: I don't think that's a good idea, sir.


    Customer: Whaddya mean?

    Operator: Sir, your medical records and commode sensors indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice.


    Customer: What?!?! What do you recommend, then?


    Operator: You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it.


    Customer: What makes you think I'd like something like that?


    Operator: Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion.


    Customer: All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then.

    Operator: That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids, and your 2 dogs can finish the crusts, sir. Your total is $49.99.


    Customer: Lemme give you my credit card number.

    Operator: I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit


    Customer: I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here.

    Operator: That won't work either, sir. Your checking account is overdrawn also.


    Customer: Never mind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take?

    Operator: We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick'em up while you're out getting the cash, but then, carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward.


    Customer: Wait! How do you know I ride a scooter?


    Operator: It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid for and you just filled the tank yesterday.


    Customer: Well, I'll be a #%#^^&$%^[email protected]#

    Operator: I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 4, 2003 conviction for cussing out a cop and another one I see here in September for contempt at your hearing for cussing at a judge.


    Oh yes, I see here that you just got out from a 90 day stay in the State Correctional Facility. Is this your first pizza since your return to society?


    Customer: (speechless)

    Operator: Will there be anything else, sir?


    Customer: Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke.

    Operator: I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics. The New
    Constitution prohibits this.


    Thank you for calling Pizza Hut.
     
  2. Ditta

    Ditta Állandó Tag

    :( FELELMETES :angry: :angry:
     
  3. jullan

    jullan Állandó Tag

    Huh.

    Ennyit a Pizza Hut-rol.

    Szaladjunk pizzát enni - amennyi belénk fér....mielött 2008-at irunk...


    :D
     
  4. Rockboss

    Rockboss Állandó Tag

    A Nagy Testvér mindent lát?
    Avagy már zabálni sem lehet szabadon?
     
  5. Pufi

    Pufi Állandó Tag

    mond Garfi ezt kinai delivery is bevezeti? - akkor [email protected] vagyok :rohog :meghajolo
     
  6. cartecredit1212

    cartecredit1212 Új tag

  7. gyorgy99

    gyorgy99 Állandó Tag

    Very funny :)
     
  8. slige

    slige Állandó Tag

    very funny, but you can see that happening especially in america
     
  9. wolverine5

    wolverine5 Állandó Tag

    very funny
     

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